how to get your girlfriend to be on board with you going to a strip club in 1 easy step
1. refer to the stripper as an ecdysiast, just as the ancient greeks might have. thus:
YOUR GIRLFRIEND: where have you been all night smelling like musk and dressed in those umbro® shorts?
YOU: seeing a professional ecdysiast.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND: i see, now let me do my best to relieve your epididymal hypertension.
