well sirs, i don’t want to make a point of posting gratuitous pictures of myself, BUT because of the recent hoopla, i feel like i should respond to the rumours once and for all so…
here is a picture that i took of myself early this morning. also pictured is “baronessa alessandra,” my bitching pontiac. though my face does not reveal my excitement, i am thrilled beyond measure to have finished bleaching my entire wardrobe so as to match my dermis.
